yumi-ishiyamas-mcnuggies: jadesclark: O DEAR...
FACT: All queers own at least one pair of...
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
I’m currently eating, past the point of being full, just so my mom doesn’t have any left to eat, and Frazer wants me to do an early Topless Tuesday for him? LOL
Sims never forget, and they never forgive.
simsgonewrong-storytime: Once my sim had her baby, the boyfriend wouldn’t come over anymore. He would always make excuses or say he’d come and then never show up. When that baby aged up into a man, he met his neglectful father in a bar for the first time, became his friend, invited him over, and burned him alive.
The awkward moment your daughter doesn't care...
wwiao: And you’re there like “Who are you?”
When your friends call you for advice →
canklequeen: in my grade 5 election i promised everyone tamagotchis if i won and i got elected but didn’t give them tamagotchis
I have a topless Tuesday pic set, get ready! =P
What is the universal language of tumblr?
It’s not English but SARCASM.